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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:31:22 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:29:44 -0400

katkinkat: i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:33:51 -0400

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:33:11 -0400

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:24:21 -0400

because-seven-speight-nine: WE ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE WILD WE ARE LIKE

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:24:06 -0400

because-seven-speight-nine:

WE ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE WILD

WE ARE LIKE

rossiyaa: “if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:23:36 -0400

rossiyaa:

“if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:21:50 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:20:46 -0400

mememaster: I’ve never actually hit the post limit You shouldn’t hit the post limit Violence is not...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:20:14 -0400

mememaster:

I’ve never actually hit the post limit
You shouldn’t hit the post limit
Violence is not the answer

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:19:56 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: awesomephilia: This airport has a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:19:37 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

awesomephilia:

This airport has a bathroom for dogs (via)

ennuia: lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:19:23 -0400

ennuia:

lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:26 -0400

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

fffcuk: today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:17:48 -0400

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:17:11 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:46:33 -0400

mochacafe: (via MOST NOTED POSTS)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:42:40 -0400

mochacafe:

(via MOST NOTED POSTS)

tennant-salad: noelfrost: Eggscellent news I’ve been laughing...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:39:53 -0400

tennant-salad:

noelfrost:

Eggscellent news

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.

jaclcfrost: i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:38:42 -0400

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven